Perpetual motion

This is an ad hoc list of physics-violating devices that have achieved sufficient prominence to make it onto the web.  Many have associated comment streams where you can read paranoid posts about sinister energy or oil cabals (OK – the oil cabal actually exists and even has its own web site) suppressing inventions that would free the world from the tyranny of energy scarcity.  In fact, the DARPA site for Breakthrough Propulsion Physics even includes a Cautionary Note:

“On a topic this visionary and whose implications are profound, there is a risk of encountering, premature conclusions in the literature, driven by overzealous enthusiasts as well as pedantic pessimists … Avoid works with broad-sweeping and unsubstantiated claims, either supportive or dismissive.”

Wikipedia has a short historical introduction to perpetual motion devices.  I have included only a few examples here, mostly just for fun.

An ancient unworkable machine. Since this predates the theory of conservation of energy, it's understandable.

Eric Krieg has an extensive list of perpetual motion machines, but seems to have abandoned his compilation around 2003 after some hundred entries.  Krieg seems to conclude that most of these devices’ “inventors” were nothing more than scam artists trying to bilk investors out of their money.  Luckily, my students understand conservation of energy and won’t be so easily parted from their lucre.   On a personal note: I had hoped the inventors were merely optimistic, or perhaps insane; apparently I’m naive.

Frustration with the whack-a-mole quality of these schemes is not new.  As far back as 1775, the French Academy of Sciences proclaimed that it would no longer consider any purported perpetual motion devices, because

“This sort of research . . . has ruined more than one family, and in many cases mechanics who might have rendered great services have consumed their fortune, their time, and their genius on it.”

Back then, perpetual motion machines were all mechanical, like the folding wheel (see figure).  Nowadays most – but not all – perpetual motion machines are electric or magnetic.

Please note that perpetual motion is possible, if you eliminate friction (for mechanical systems) or resistance (for electrical systems).  We know of exotic materials that are (under appropriate conditions) superfluids or superconductors: these will sustain flow or current forever with no loss.  However, these systems still do not produce any excess energy, and any energy extracted from them directly diminishes the amount remaining.

Energy for nothing

This person should know better.

Interestingly, proponents of these devices split into two camps: those who admit that they violate the known laws of physics, and those who claim to use only standard physical principles.  The former seem to revel in rebutting conventional science, while the latter portray themselves as clever engineers who merely exploit obscure loopholes in “normal” science.

  1. clearing house for schemes that promise to produce more energy than they consume. These are apparently called over unity devices.  Also weirder stuff that seems to veer toward UFOlogy.
  2. Orbo: some kind of rotary mechanical / electromagnetic device.  Proof that a nicely designed website doesn’t make something true.  I’d like to give Steorn (the company responsible for this device) credit for submitting the Orbo for review by a nonpartisan jury, but a few months after jury concluded that the device “[has] not shown the production of energy“,  Steorn claimed to have “resolved the key technical problems” and plans to market the Orbo in the near future.
  3. Motionless Electrical Generator.  Some kind of zero-point energy device (extracting energy from the vacuum).  Proof that acceptance by the U.S. Patent Office doesn’t make something true.  Bonus: the same guy who invented the MEG can also cure cancer.
  4. Lutec Electricity Amplifier: some kind of coupled AC/DC motor.  Proof that acceptance by lots and lots of patent officesdoesn’t make something true.
  5. Cold fusion: the claim that catalysts can cause deuterium fusion at normal temperatures and pressures.  This is a completely different category of unconventional energy generation, since there is no fundamental physics reason why cold fusion cannot exist.  Fusion certainly happens in the Sun and in the lab (in tokamaks), though at very high temperatures and pressures, and it certainly liberates large amounts of energy.  Fusion may well also occur at STP, but under normal conditions the rate of cold fusion is negligibly small, and it’s hard to see why a catalyst or electric current would increase that rate.  Most physicists would love cold fusion to be real; unfortunately, it appears that it’s not.
  6. Hydrino power.  Blacklight Power claims to have discovered a state of molecular hydrogen that has a lower ground state than the one we learn about in physics or chemistry: the hydrino.  They have a simple, highly exothermic chemical reaction that produces hyrinos.  This doesn’t violate any laws of thermodynamics – if the hydrino exists, it would be possible to build reactors that produce lots of cheap energy – but the hydrino is not an allowed solution to the laws of quantum mechanics as they are currently understood.  Blacklight Power has a rebuttal for that, of course.  Bonus: the company is located just down the road from my hometown of Princeton, NJ.
  7. Too-simple ways to increase your car’s mpg:
    1. Magnetic treatment of gasoline.  Not a perpetual motion device, but claims to improve fuel efficiency (and reduce carbon buildup and improve cooling system performance).  Apparently magnetism is so mysterious that people are willing to believe it can do just about anything.
    2. Plug-in mileage enhancer.  Insert in cigarette lighter and it increases fuel efficiency up to 30 percent, increases torque, and reduces emissions.  Bonus: improves car audio quality, too!

Momentum for nothing

Don't ask me how this is supposed to work.
  1. DARPA’s now-defunct “Breakthrough Propulsion Physics” Program reads like something out of The X-Files.  DARPA’s official technical site is rather heavy; the layperson’s summary is more accessible but light on the science; Wikipedia does a pretty good  synopsis.  Bear in mind that DARPA attempts a lot of really weird stuff that never pans out so the fact that it launched a program like this should not be taken as U.S. government endorsement of any of the physics therein.
  2. The Dean Drive looks like it falls under the DARPA category of “Oscillation Thrusters” characterized as “Non-Viable“.
  3. EM-drive.  Radiation pressure within a closed, tapered cavity supposedly causes the cavity to accelerate.

Misconceptions about conservation of energy

Generate power from passing cars.

Though the initial press release reasonably touted this as a way to get power to street lights in remote, off-grid locations, the idea was seized on by people with no comprehension of energy conservation as a “free” way to generate power.

The “best” proposal combines not only capturing the passing cars’ energy in pneumatic storage tanks but also powering the cars themselves with air pressure.  The logical next step is to eliminate the cars altogether and build a perpetual motion machine.

Note that there are some legitimate situations where you could produce net energy this way – basically, you can extract a bit of a car’s kinetic energy just before the car was going to brake anyway.  Even if you did come out ahead in purely energy terms, though, it’s pretty unlikely that replacing the output of large, efficient, highly regulated power plants by that of poorly maintained, gasoline-burning internal combustion engines will benefit the environment.

A related plan harnesses dancers’ energy to power a nightclub.  Well, to power a small part of a nightclub, anyway.

Heat dissipation in mammals

One school of thought, summarized in this NYT article, is that we humans are hairless bipeds because it allows us to dissipate heat better.  In hot weather we can run farther (though not faster) than other animals because we don’t overheat.  This allows us to do “persistence hunting,” where we pursue prey until it collapses from exhaustion.  (This technique is sometimes also used in dating, also with less than 100% effectiveness.)  Note that this is a specialized technique that is expected to work best at high temperatures, perhaps explaining why bipeds evolved in Africa.  It is not likely to work for amateurs: I can’t find it any more, but I’ve read an account of a pair of runners in the West who tried to run down a horse on foot.  After half a day of pursuit they thought they were starting to wear down their quarry, until it slipped into a herd of horses and they lost track of which horse they had been following and had to give up.

This article applies similar arguments about heat dissipation to show that Dumbo’s ears are necessary for body temperature management during flying.

Energy storage

We often need to consume energy at a different time or place from where the energy is generated.  We therefore store energy in the interim.  My subjective ranking from least to most interesting modes of energy storage is:

  1. Batteries.  When (or if) most people think of energy storage, they think of batteries.  Batteries store energy chemically; this energy can be converted into electricity pretty efficiently, and then into mechanical energy moderately efficiently.  The drive to smaller computing devices and to electric cars has produced an explosion in battery research.
  2. Biomass and petroleum.  Fusion in the sun produces lots of energy; a small fraction of that energy arrives at the Earth as sunlight and by plants to grow.  We can liberate that energy by burning the plants, but this usually requires large volumes of material: think of the huge stack of firewood outside a house that’s heated with a wood-burning stove.  Over very long times, some buried plant material is converted into petroleum.  Petroleum is more energy dense than wood, is easier to transport (since it is a liquid), and is “free” (since it represents energy harvested from sunlight in the distant past, it doesn’t require any acreage be set aside today).  Petroleum used to be abundant, but the most accessible sources have already been depleted; the first oil well in the U.S. was in Titusville, PA, at a depth of 69 feet (!) and Pennsylvania dominated worldwide oil production for the next 40 years; the giant refinery complexes in northern New Jersey are a legacy of those early days of when the mid-Atlantic states dominated oil production.  Other combustible liquids, such as ethanol, share some of the advantages of petroleum.
  3. Hydrogen.  Molecular hydrogen can be combusted or used to generate electricity in fuel cells.  If technical and safety hurdles can be overcome, it could function as a relatively high-energy-density, clean, transportable form of stored energy.  Despite its proponents’ careless rhetoric, hydrogen is not a source of energy: since there are no preexisting pools of molecular hydrogen, we have to make the stuff, which requires more energy as input than is present in the product.
  4. Gravitational potential energy.  Flowing water can become a source of energy.  As it runs downhill, the gravitational potential energy of water is turned into kinetic energy, which can be harvested by a turbine.  Historically, mills and factories were situated next to streams and millwheels provided energy for everything from grinding grain to turning lathes (except in Holland, which everyone knows is flat: since the Dutch don’t have fast-moving streams they had to use windmills).  Nowadays we don’t rely on natural streams for energy: we build dams to store potential energy in artificial lakes, and extract the energy by draining the lake through a turbine in the base of the dam.  During the night, when they have spare generating capacity, the British pump water into an old quarry at the top of Electric Mountain in Wales; during peak demand (for instance, at halftime on soccer game day, when everyone turns on the electric kettle to make tea), they release the water and recover its energy through a turbine as electricity.
  5. Mechanical energy.  The kinetic energy of a rotating flywheel can be used as storage.  On a small scale, flywheels are used as reservoirs to accumulate bursts of energy and release the energy slowly.  A spinning wheel contains a large flywheel what is pumped intermittently by a foot pedal; in a car, combustion in the cylinders spins a flywheel which then delivers it to the transmission; some versions of regenerative braking systems (typically used on buses) shunt translational kinetic energy (of the bus) into rotational kinetic energy (of a flywheel).  On a larger scale, I once worked in the Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory, which uses giant flywheels to store energy to be used to initiate fusion reactions.  Drawing the necessary power directly off the grid would brown out central New Jersey, so instead they gradually spin up a pair of enormous flywheels over several hours, and then harvest the entire accumulated energy within minutes.   The rim of each flywheel weighs 600 tons, and at full charge the outer edge spins at 329 mph, producing a centripetal acceleration of 800 g.

Michael Phelps is worthless

Michael Phelps apparently consumes a wopping 12,000 calories per day. Since he doesn’t look like he’s gaining wait, he must be doing 12,000 calories’ worth of work during his exercise regimen. If only we could harness that energy instead of wasting it swimming laps, it surely must be worth a pretty penny, right?

Nope.

The nutritional calorie (Cal) is 1000 cal (the physicist’s calorie), which comes to 4,200 J (Joules). Counting all taxes and fees, the retail price that I pay for electricity (one of the most expensive forms of energy) is 20 cents per kW·h, or 20 cents per 3.6 MJ. Altogether, then, one day of Michael Phelps’ physical effort is worth about $2.80.

If Michael Phelps were ever to sell just his physical labor, it wouldn’t even pay for a coffee at Starbucks. Conversely, even an “unskilled laborer” is payed almost entirely for his skills – the value of his labor alone is virtually nil.

This is not economical.

This is why John Henry was doomed, and why the opening scene of Conan the Barbarian is economically implausible.